Sunday, December 16, 2007

Christmas Stocking Memorabilia

Ok, so I didn't finish my sweater. I keep getting side tracked. I hope I remember the pattern by the time I get back around to finishing it! But I did go to Joanne Fabrics and buy some wool with real Christmas colors - not like the muted colors that came with the kit - so I could make stockings to hang by our nonexistant fireplace in our non-Christmas-decorated apartment of which we aren't going to even be home on Christmas anyway!!! (Wow that was a long sentence. Feel free to take a breath somewhere in the middle of it, I hate to think that my readers are going to be passing out from such a long run on sentence. In fact, that's good advice for anyone reading my blog - breath any time you need to - don't let the punctuation or lack there of determine when you need to breath. gasp....) Even with all that, I had a burning desire to knit Christmas stockings for us. I think that the knitting of Christmas memorabilia is enough for me this year. And the good news is that I don't even have to water it or string lights on it or anything!

A quick side note about shopping with men. In order to get men in yarn stores, you must have a gimmick. Mine is the bathroom. I know it sounds odd, but it's true. But it makes sense when you think about it. When I use the bathroom at Joanne's it looks like a bomb went off with paper towels and toilet paper all over the floor - pee on some of the toilet seats - no toilet paper in the one stall that looked safe - etc. When Todd goes to the bathroom at Joanne's he has to switch the light on because no one has used it since the last time he visited the store! He said that it as fresh as a daisy!! You have to admit that the ratio of men in a yarn store is very slim to none. With most men standing there just holding their wife's purse or just trying to patiently wait while their significant other makes their choices. Looking sheepishly around hoping that no one - especially their buddy would see them. So.....if he doesn't mind actually going into a yarn store because the of the bathroom, I'm not going to critique the reason.

Any who, without further ado - the stocking that you have all been waiting for:
It will have Todd's name on it when I'm through - I just need to put duplicate stitch it into the top red section. Pretty professional - eh?

It is quite large as seen here with my cat ruler:

That's all I know for now (which is not a lot I have to admit). I need to get to my Christmas cards which I have to admit I am just getting to today. So if I don't get back to my blog until after Christmas (which I'm afraid is what is going to happen) - Have a great holiday and watch the Egg Nog consumption!! Merry Christmas!

Saturday, December 8, 2007

So What's New?

A lot has happened since I've last blogged so I better catch you up!

1. We survived "Thanks for Christmas" and I'm thinking of renaming the holiday "Revenge of the Turkey!" You see every year my mom and dad do not thaw the turkey out in the refrigerator in preparation for the holiday. Instead they just set the turkey out on the counter to thaw. And every year I look and it and ask what the heck they think they are doing?!! Then they usually get mad at me (yes, how dare I bring up food safety issues - who am I to tell them that I don't want to get sick this year!"). You see it all cumulated with the year that my mom to "speed things up" set the turkey on the heat register and we all came down with a week battle with salmonella poisoning.....so you'd think that they learned - but no. So this year was even worse. First they bought a fully cooked Hormel turkey that had been shrunk wrapped and frozen (I don't even get to have a real turkey for Thanksgiving!!!) and then they say that they thawed it in the refrigerator - - - NOT. Turkeys do not thaw out completely over night in a refrigerator (sorry laws of physics - it just can't happen). Sometimes they think that I'm five and won't notice them pouring the powdered milk into the milk carton (which they did when I was young to save money by the way - Yuck! I guess there are a lot of food issues in my childhood). So they took this magically thawed turkey and only heated in the oven for an hour!!! An hour!!!! So the middle of turkey was still cold. Now for the mashed potatoes. MY mom made mashed potatoes out of old potatoes that were soft and had eyes growing out of them!!! They looked like they should have been planted and would have yielded a banner crop in about a week!! Yuck. Needless to say, Todd and I smiled (while dreading the entire meal) and ate as little as possible. This could be the only Thanksgiving that we lost weight!! I know personally that I had the worst gas I've ever had for the entire time I was there!! But I didn't throw up and that makes the weekend a success in my book.
NEXT YEAR WE ARE STAYING HOME AND COOKING A REAL TURKEY WITH NEW POTATOES THAT WE BUY FROM THE GROCERY STORE. If people want to come and join us - good. If not, we are OK with that too. Well so much for the Thanks part of Thanks for Christmas!

2. The Christmas part of the Thanks for Christmas was nice. It's nice being done buying presents and not having to worry about about battling the lines at the stores. My eldest brother and my SIL couldn't make it for Thanks for Christmas because their cat was sick (diabetes - went into convulsions twice in a matter of a weekend and they don't know whether he'll make it or not). So we totally understood. However, IT probably wasn't necessary for my brother to call and taunt me while my mom and dad were sitting there watching asking, "How the turkey was" Yah, he knew...). So we opened presents on two separate occasions. One with my parents alone and the other with my brother Gregg and his family. I actually liked that. It was calmer and you really got to see what other people received and the look on their face. Then we got a game of Scene It so we all played that. That was nice. Here's some pictures from the Christmas portion of our weekend: My mom with the cowl that I knit. That's a good look for anyone!


My Dad with his new tools and my mom with the dishes that she bought for herself :-)

My brother smelling his jeans? My SIL with the loopy scarf I made!

Bro's kids with Deal or No Deal! Looks like a good deal to me!!

3. George is sick. When we got home the cat sitter told us that she thought that George has diabetes because of the all drinking of water and peeing. So we took him to the vet. Yah, he loved that! Especially when they took his temperature!!! He has lost 5 pounds since this past spring - which is a lot for a cat! *(I feel like I've gained 5 pounds since Spring so that makes it fair. We obviously want to keep a steady mass in our house!). So George has diabetes and has two shots a day, is now on a special diet, and is now on an eating schedule. George does not like schedules. He lets us know this by either being so hungry that he bugs you until you are REALLY ready to feed him by the time the time comes. Or he just won't eat. Like today, we get up early because George's times to eat are 7am and 7pm - so we get out of bed at 7am on a Saturday (Arggggg......) so that he can eat. Except that he refuses. He must sense that it is Saturday and we need to sleep in. So now both Todd and I are up - where is George you ask? In bed asleep!! Don't worry - he'll be really hungry at 7pm and I don't think that I'll be as sympathetic as normal. Karma even works with cats!! The other thing is that since George has been to the vet so much lately, that any time we do anything out of normal (like Todd and I leave at different times) he thinks that we are taking him back to the vet. So he has spent a lot of time hiding in the closet!!! I'm not saying that George is paranoid - but we are probably out to get him and bring him to the vet at all hours of the day at any moment!!! But don't worry about George he is doing better and is looking better. Here is a picture I just took of him (in bed by the way!):He's also feisty again. He is actually attacking the cord from the camera in this photo!!

4. Knitting has continued. I am done with the assembly of finger puppets:

I finished another Cowl. Maybe I'll give it to my boss for Christmas. Hmmm.......
Well you didn't think that just because George has a little thing like diabetes is going to keep him from working - did ya? Even though he didn't get out of bed to do it!!!

I'm also almost done with the sweater I'm making so I'll keep you posted as soon as I'm done.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Thanks For Giving!

Giving #1: Thanksgiving is next week here in the states. We are planning to go to my mom and dad's for the holiday and the attached weekend (I mentioned this in my last blog - but I wanted to bring those people up to speed just in case they are new to the blog that I like to call my life) to celebrate both Thanksgiving and Christmas in the same weekend. We are calling it "Thanks for Christmas" - Ok, maybe I'm the only one calling it this, but if I figure if I keep saying it, that it will rub in and vernacular will catch on. So needless to say since we are leaving next Wednesday and I need to have all my Christmas shopping for my side of the family done. Sheesh.....now that is pressure. I know that I said that I was going shopping last weekend and I did do a lot of window shopping to price some ideas - but nothing was purchased, well at least not for other people.... We bought new shoes for both my husband and myself (it was buy one get one half off - so it would have been a crime not to get 2 pair. OK, we probably didn't both need to get 2 pair - but you only live once). Plus we bought a movie for my husband and a new pot for my out of control aloe vera plant that is now so large that I can't even water it. Note: the pot is still just sitting in my living room unpotted - but I put it next to the plant to give it hope. So, we did manage to purchase things - just not for other people. So this is the weekend. Shop til you drop weekend...

Giving #2: My husband just returned from a business trip to France and being the good husband that he is he brought me home gifts! I got French perfume (ooh-la-la), a make up bag with samples of a lot of different cosmetics, hoop earrings, a T shirt, and bottle of wine. (I think he loves me). Here's a picture so you can see all the loot:
Giving #3: I have gotten some great e-mails lately and I'd thought that I would give them to you so that you can laugh too!

Black November

When I was a young turkey, new to the coop

My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop

Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow

He told me there was something that I had to know

His look and his tone I will always remember

He told me of the horrors of Black November



Come about August, now listen to me

Each day you will get six meals instead of just three

Soon you'll be thick where you once were thin

You'll grow a big rubbery thing under your chin

Then one morning while you are all warm in your bed

In will burst the farmers wife to chop off your head

She'll pluck out all your feathers till you are bald and pink

She'll scoop out all your insides and leave you lying in the sink

Then comes the worst part he said not bluffing

She'll spread your cheeks and pack your rear with stuffing



The rest of his words were too grim to repeat

I sat on the stoop like a winged piece of meat

And decided on the spot that to avoid being cooked

I'd have to lay low and remain overlooked

I began a new diet of nuts and granola

High roughage salads juice and diet cola

As they ate pastries chocolates and crepes

I stayed in my room and did Jane Fonda tapes

I maintained my weight at two pounds and a half

I tried not to notice when the bigger birds laughed

But it was I who was laughing under my breath

As they chomped and chewed ever closer to death



Sure enough when Black November rolled around

I was the last turkey left in the whole compound

So now I am the pet in the farmers wife's lap

I haven't a worry so I eat and I nap

She held me today while sewing and humming

She smiled at me and said "Christmas is coming"

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Got a Neck - Need a Cowl I Say!

I was going through other people's blogs and came across one that had a pattern for a cowl - AKA neck warmer (I apologize that I can't remember which one blog I found it on. It's funny how when you are looking for a site that you've already been to, how hard it is to find your way back. The net is definitely a super highway, and just like in real life, I seem to be lost.) . And I said to myself, "Self - that is a great idea!" The pattern actually used alpaca yarn that I had in stock from my last shopping trip with Nancy and called for exactly one skein - which again, I had just the perfect amount (which is why I still had it - because I needed 2 skeins at least to make a decent scarf - which when I bought it I hadn't realized). It was as if the knitting gods had looked into their pattern books and said, "On this day Angela will knit a Cowl with thy alpaca yarn-th that-th she-th already bought-th and then-th she-th won't be wasting money-th." (It's kind of funny that the knitting gods have a lisp - probably why they like to stay at home and knit :-). Plus I kind of needed a tiny break from the sweater that I'm also knitting, which is just on the knit- purl stocking stitch body part that gets a bit tedious. Plus I'm really trying to open my horizons to having several projects going on the same time so that I never get that feeling of panic when I go search for the next project to take on. So I know that you are getting anxious to see how the cowl turned out, so here it is:
I know you say that it looks good on arm - but does is it really functional around a neck? Since I'm having a bad hair day, George the wonder cat said that he'd step in and model even though he pointed out that he already has quite a full set of hair on his neck that keeps him quite warm. So without further ado, George the Wonder Cat in "Do I really have to put this on?":
Poor George - He is such a good cat - but more importantly such a great knitting model!

I also made a purchase last weekend to make some Christmas Stockings (I bought them on Patternworks.com if you are interested) to hang out for Santa. I have always wanted to make some hand knit stockings like the ones I had growing up. Ours didn't have this much pattern - but they reminded me of them and that's good enough for me. Plus they look big enough to put some really great stuff in- but small enough so that Santa doesn't have to break his back bringing it down the chimney. Plus, if my present is too large for the sock - he knows he can always just prop it up next to the fireplace or under the tree. Plus jewelry should have no problem fitting into the stocking (If anyone talks to Todd, that would be a good hint as to what I would like this year :-).
I'm going to try to put our names on the Stockings in place of one the Peace, Love, or Joy spots. I actually ordered the Peace Stocking - but in realty they are all the same pattern (minus the words) with just different color placements.

Well, since my side of the family has decided to celebrate Christmas on Thanksgiving - we are holding our first annual "Thanks for Christmas" celebration. I have to go shopping this weekend to get ready. If you need me, call my cell because I'll be at the stores. I'm hoping they won't be as crowded as when I normally shop. Plus the stores started decorating before Halloween here (the city of St. Charles already has their street lights decorated with Christmas trees!) - so I shouldn't have any problem finding presents. Wish me luck.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

This Week Just Flu By....

I hope that you were feeling better this past week, than I did. I have viral gastroenteritis - which is a fancy way of saying that I have the stomach flu. Don't worry, I won't go into the gorry details, but needless to say that my coworkers should thank me for staying home the two days I did. Plus everyone knows that work is a fart free zone :-) at least it should be. You have to admit it's hard to take someone seriously if they are lighting them up every other minute. I went back on Wednesday - because three solid days of being completely alone (because my husband was of course traveling during my illness) was enough to drive me back to work.

I did manage to get two things accomplished -

1. I watched more than my fair share of daytime TV.
Here is a quick synopsis:
  • No Bob Barker - now that is disturbing. You would have thought that they would have at least repainted the set!
  • The View - a bunch of women talking at the same time. I think now that the blond chick is going on maternity leave that the show may have a chance.
  • Oprah - is on at 9am in the morning. What?! She was on at 3pm where I used to live so needless to say, I missed her every day.
  • Dr. Phil - is like watching divorce court. Two people arguing with the good doctor stopping them to give his quick quip and letting them go at it again!
  • Tyra Banks (Wait was that the chick in the Fresh Prince of Belaire?)- not bad - I think she's trying to edgy - but I'm not sure it's working. And what's with the bangs? Yuck.
  • Montel - no change.
  • Ellen - she is funny - well except for the whole crying jag about her pooch.
  • Soap Operas - I think that last time I tried to watch one of those I was in college and I think that it had the story line. I know it had some of the same actors - which made me feel old because they were teenagers back then and now they are old and some have gotten fat. Wow - that was an eye opener!
  • Reruns of reruns - there is a mind numbing amount of old shows on daytime TV.
I'm not sure of how many brain cells committed suicide by this onslaught of bad TV - but I think that I'm just starting to recover now.

2. I got the sleeves done for my sweater. Both of them! I have to admit that I thought that I would have been able to get more accomplished than just the sleeves - but I guess that proves that I was really sick.
Ok - here is a picture of one of the sleeves - but believe me I have another exactly the same.

Can you see the pattern at the top? I guess what I do is make the front and back of the sweater and do the pattern up to this same row number. Then I put them together and knit a yoke to the top of the sweater - the same way I had made that lady bug sweater. Isn't that funny that making that little sweater set me up for knowing how to make this one.

Before I go, I would like to thank George for keeping me company. There wasn't a time that he wasn't sleeping beside me or following me into the bathroom. If I did manage to leave him outside the door - - there he was scratching at the door. I always have this wild idea of what George does when we are not home and let me say that I'm glad that he was able to set aside all those plans and instead spent the days with me.

So here's to you George! Enjoy!!

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Best In Show!

I don't know about your neighborhoods - but fall is a time for festivals and shows in ours. There was the St. Charles Scarecrow festival, the Mecum Car Auction (really a car show for those of us with less than a couple of hundred extra grand rolling around in our pockets!), the Naperville Octoberfest, etc, etc, etc..... We used to have friends that showed cats - that's something that I think everyone should experience at least once in their lives. If I have to come back as anything after I die, I want it to be a cat that someone takes to those cat shows. I'd have a special diet, my own special toys - which more catnip in them to calm a German Shepard, a very strict grooming regiment, no one would fix me or cut off my claws -only a gentle manicure will do, and basically I would be the single most important thing in the lives of the "owner" (I question at this point who really owns who!). In fact, we had a couple of friends of ours come down to the Chicago area just last week for a show of people who paint miniatures That is, people that paint small figurines (of every size and shape) that have so much detail that you can not only see the expression on their faces but also read the fine print on the buttons on their lapel!! Amazing!!! (Note: Before this I didn't even know what a miniature was, let alone that people in this country painted them. I guess that I just figured that the Chinese had this part of the market all tied up with the lead paint sales going through the roof in that part of the world!).

For me, there's two things that all these festivals and shows have in common.

One: They remind me of the movie, "Best In Show." If you haven't seen it, you must. Check out the link to the trailor (Yes, it's the blue underlined part above - also then I can show off that I have mastered linking). It really shows how we can get so tied up in our hobbies and interests that we can manage to lose a grip on reality trying to get the recognition for our accomplishments away from work. A once innocent hobby has taken a turn and slipped into the "that's a little weird" zone.

Two: They all have the same feel of people anxiously sitting around with their creations, things for sale, animals that have been over pampered, etc out for all to see (and purchase if they are for sale) while Customers - we'll call them evaluators - all browse around these booths of items to pick the one that they feel is the best. These evaluators show this "bestness" through their purchases - if not, their Oooo's and Ahhhhh's. These affirmations (all be it the necessary ingredient) make all of the time and energy worth the effort that it took to put on the "Show." Ah competition - "The Thrill of Victory - and the Agony of Defeat!" (Note: If someone doing these shows tries to tell you that it is for the money - they are fooling themselves. I bet that more money went into making these items then could ever be gained from their sale. If not into what went into the items for sale - more money certainly went into the excess materials needed to make more items. The more they make, the more they buy more materials - it's a vicious circle really. Now I'm not knocking this - I actually think that it is part of the life cycle of the art. The only people making the money are the people selling the materials. This is what drives the big box stores of the world!! This is one of the main reasons why we crafters need to buy things from the small, independent stores - they are most certainly run by people who are trying to support their habit!)

Did you ever notice that there is always at least one thing that stands out that everyone wants to buy?! And that this affirmation of accomplishment gets transferred to the people that are successful in picking up this item! Well, I just want you to know that the metal pumpkin was the "it" item at the St. Charles Scarecrow Festival and that I was victorious in purchasing said item. This I "accomplished" after about a 30 minute wait in line (in about 90F heat) with my $25 burning a hole in my pocket, my husband waiting patiently in the shade (God bless his heart), with anticipation as I watched the other women one by one carry away their prizes like they had themselves conquered the sale . Then after victoriously purchasing and obtaining this craft of the day, I realized that the metal pumpkin weighed at least 2 lbs and that I was stuck awkwardly carrying it through the rest of the fair. However, it was all worth it for every time that a woman stopped me as I milled through the festival to inquire where I had purchased such a "gem." So I know you all want to see it, so here it is:
The funny part is that this pumpkin is most definitely not hand made -Todd the engineer in the family, had great pleasure in pointing out to me. Ah easy come, easy go. It made the whole day worth it in my mind - and every time I look at it, I'll be reminded of my victory.

I also picked up a very nice Douglas Fir Picky Root basket that was definitely hand made by the man who was able to tell me everything about the basket - even the fact that he had named it! (See my last blog about naming your creations - not such a stupid idea - now is it?!). Here it is:
This was the Mountain Peaks Basket - as named by the artist - for the peaks in the front of the basket as well as the long tall handle (sorry I should have taken a bit of a different angle to show off the name - but you get the idea). This artist's enthusiasm almost took away the sting of that fact that at the end of the festival I saw similar baskets for about half the price. Darn it anyway!! (This would be our agony of defeat that day).

Before I go, George wanted to share his prize pumpkin - he figured if someone in the festival could take credit for a pre-manufactured item - so could he, plus any holiday that uses the word "treat" is number one in his book!


Now go out and enjoy the fall shows before it snows!!